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heteroh:

"your lips look so chapped"

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(via the-short-human)

thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

(via g-iggle)

Guy on train:I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.
Me:*turns up music*
Guy:I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!
Me:*takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.
Guy:Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?
Me:
Guy:Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?
Lady by door:Hey. Leave her alone.
Guy:Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.
Lady:*moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?
Me:Fine. Just wish he'd go away.
Lady cop:I can make that happen.
Guy:Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!
Lady cop:And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.
Entire train:*applauds*

hoechlinth:

Sterek AU: Stiles and Derek have been fooling around for a while but Stiles still insists that they’re just “friends”. Derek is done with it, to be honest.

(via martnsparrish)

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