I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
|Guy on train:||I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos.|
|Me:||*turns up music*|
|Guy:||I said I'd fuck you if you didn't have so many tattoos!|
|Me:||*takes off headphones* Leave. Me. Alone.|
|Guy:||Why the fuck do you have so many tattoos?|
|Guy:||Are you fucking deaf as well as a piece of trash?|
|Lady by door:||Hey. Leave her alone.|
|Guy:||Are you her trash girlfriend? Fucking dykes, all tattooed like fucking men. Disgusting waste of pussy.|
|Lady:||*moves forward, carefully moves jacket so only I can see the badge on her belt* Are you okay?|
|Me:||Fine. Just wish he'd go away.|
|Lady cop:||I can make that happen.|
|Guy:||Oh, yeah, bitch? Who the fuck are you? I'll kill you!|
|Lady cop:||And that's what I was waiting for. *grabs guy, holds him against the door* Harassing women on the train was enough, but you just threatened a cop. You're battin' a thousand tonight.|
#this is everything i need right here #An au where Stiles is ACTUALLY GOOD at lacrosse and is co captain of the team with scott #Lydia going to all his practices #cheering him on supporting her boyfriend #Stiles always looking up to the bleachers to see Lydia as a reminder that his girlfriend was there #so he had to look and do his best #he tries the hardest when Lydia is watching #he never wants to let her down #he wants to impress her and make her proud #and he does #imma cry nOW
Sterek AU: Stiles and Derek have been fooling around for a while but Stiles still insists that they’re just “friends”. Derek is done with it, to be honest.